The end of cussing as we know it!
As we all know, the so-called leaders in Clallam County like to roll out all manner of feel-good fixes and recycled promises about improving the local economy. They'll embrace any and all hare-brained schemes so long as they can be pitched in some way, no matter how lamely, as creating jobs, happiness and harmony.
In other words, unlike certain former presidents, they absolutely inhale, and then try to blow the smoke up your...posterior. (That one's for you, Cherie!)
Meanwhile, back in the real world, the fact remains that Clallam County has an overdose death rate that is twice the state average - and the state average is just a tick above the national average.
In many ways, that's the only fact you need to now about Clallam County, being that it speaks to the poverty, desperation and lawlessness that defines life there. Said conditions have been crafted and nurtured by the corrupt and incompetent fools that run things there. They have blood on their hands, and ice in their hearts. But one thing they do not have is shame.
The number one cash crop in Clallam County
can be harvested all year long...