I've heard that Barb Frederick's financial drought is over. Yes, that bumbling boneheaded butterball will soon be "going into business" for herself. Well, for her family, anyway. Word is that Barb's family, sensitive to her "situation" (unemployed) and to her "standing in the community" (unemployable), have decided to open yet another junk...I mean, antique shop for Barb to manage.
No doubt you will agree with me that this is exactly what Port Angeles needs.
But it fits in with some other people and unresolved plotlines that I've been curious about of late. For instance, whatever happened to Toxic Teresa Pierce, the Harlot of Hypocrisy? She may have left City Hall behind her, sort of, in a protracted manner, but I doubt she left behind her the need to do things like eat and pay the bills. So what's Teresa doing with herself these days? How is she making ends meet? (If you'll pardon that hostile and inappropriate phrase...)
On another end of the moral spectrum, has anyone heard anything about what's up with Yvonne Ziomkowski? A couple of people have landed on this blog in the last week after searching for her name (spelled correctly and everything), so I'm wondering if perhaps something is in the air. Anyone heard anything about her resolving her dispute with the City?
Then there's Sheila Roark Miller, the former Pitbull of Planning. She had family troubles, got voted out of office, and, most horrific of all, was rumored to be "involved" with Andrew May. But again, none of that pays the bills.
Ah, but we know how Karen Rogers pays the bills. Fangs plus neck equals eternal life for charming Karen, who is like Barb Frederick with the soul of a viper. No, make that a nest of vipers. But if anyone has any recent scuttlebutt on Karen, feel free to share that as well.