Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Cherie Kidd Named Outstanding Orator by U.S. Debate Society

Given that anything I post today might be considered suspect...How about if I just ask you all what your ideas are for some April Fools headlines for Port Angeles might be. You know, things like, "PA 'Turd Tank' Identified as Third Most Popular Tourist Draw in Washington State."

Have fun, and have a good day. Just don't believe everything you hear...
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  1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 5:37 AM

    McEntire Admits EDC Reorganization Was "Total Hoax"; "I just wanted the money," says County Commissioner.

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  2. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:31 AM

    CK's ideas just as worthwhile as inventor's immersion suit.

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  3. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:42 AM

    Edna Petersen Opens Charm School in former Lincoln Theater

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    1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:57 PM

      ROFLMFAO

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    2. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 7:28 AM

      Peter Ripley will be her first (classy) student....

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  4. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:43 AM

    Hedge Fund to Purchase Port Angeles Water Rights
    $150 million deal almost retires city's debt.

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    1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 3:56 PM

      Sad thing is I'm expecting this one any day now. Except instead of retiring debt I'm sure they'll find something else to spend it on. "For jobs" of course.

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  5. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:46 AM

    Karen Rogers and Larry Hueth caught having sex on new fake beach downtown
    "Wanted to be the first to break in the new beach" said Rogers

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    1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 10:19 PM

      This of course corrects the earlier report, "Dead Whales Sighted on Port Angeles Beach."

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    2. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 8:48 AM

      Great. Another shoreline toxic waste site in Port Angeles.

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  6. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:47 AM

    Mother-of-Pearl Not Pearl's Mother

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  7. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:48 AM

    Russ Veneema says, "April Fool" I'm not going anywhere suckers"

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  8. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:49 AM

    Bill Gates buys Lincoln Theater: "We're moving this gem to Seattle" says Gates.

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  9. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 8:01 AM

    Just so long as the word "fete" is included.

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  10. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 11:05 AM

    Here's a headline series for you:

    Sinkhole Swallows Downtown Port Angeles

    Governor Denies Disaster Declaration for Port Angeles; Claims Town Has Been a Disaster "For Years"

    Dan Morrison Proposes Sinkhole Sprintboat Races

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  11. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 1:03 PM

    Many of the real PDN headlines would be comedy, if you weren't trapped living here. One definition of comedy is that it's tragedy that happens to someone else. Port Angeles proves that to be pretty true.

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  12. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    Tsunami warning for Port Angeles. Ediz Hook bumper to bumper traffic.

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  13. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 6:47 PM

    Peter Ripley discovers his computer has a spell check program. "So that's what all those red underlings mean!"

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    1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 10:17 PM

      Red underlings? You mean Communist subversives influencing the City Council?!?

      Peter!!! HELP!!!

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    2. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 5:34 PM

      second tier city employees who are communist (Red Underlings)

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  14. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 4:20 AM

    Paul Gottlieb Arrested for String of Sex Crimes

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  15. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 7:43 AM

    City of Port Angeles Declares Bankruptcy; Audit Finds "Max Mania Was Right About Everything"

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    1. AnonymousApril 4, 2015 at 6:39 AM

      The thing he was most right about was getting out. His was a sensible response to an intolerable situation.

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  16. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 8:42 AM

    Port Angeles High School Spelling Bee canceled for lack of qualifying candidates.

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    1. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 5:53 PM

      Ouch! True headline of the future.

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  17. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    "Oops!" says Mayor "We f**ked everything up!"

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  18. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 11:55 AM

    "Cost of CSO Project Grows to $80 Million"

    Oh, wait. That probably WILL be a real headline sometime in the future.

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  19. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 11:58 AM

    Jim Jones announced as Esprit keynote speaker, promises "revealing" presentation...

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  20. AnonymousApril 3, 2015 at 1:00 PM

    Here's one I'd like to see: Entire City Council Resigns in Shame

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    1. AnonymousApril 3, 2015 at 6:49 PM

      They have no shame, look what they allow.

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